I made the recipes from Paris Hilton’s Netflix show ‘Cooking with Paris’
I’m standing in my tiny kitchen with blue slime all over my hands watching Paris Hilton strut around on screen in her much larger kitchen. She’s wearing couture — an extravagant pink dress with a huge bow on the bum — and I’m wearing Madewell, but we’re both in the same predicament.
“My sliv gloves!” she moans, trying in vain to scrub neon-colored marshmallow off her pink lacy fingerless gloves (“sliv” is short for “sliving,” Hilton’s newest catchphrase that is a combination of “slaying” and “living your best life”).
This is “Cooking with Paris,” the celebrity heiress’s latest endeavor: a Netflix cooking show built on the premise that she’s absolutely no culinary wizard, but hey, she wants to learn.
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian cook brunch in the first episode of the new Netflix show “Cooking With Paris.”
Courtsey of Kit Karzen/NetflixOn the show, Hilton invites friends like Kim Kardashian and Demi Lovato over to her house to make a meal while dressed to the nines. In each episode, three things are guaranteed: Hilton will wear an impractical outfit, she will say “sliving” too many times and she will be confused by at least one cooking tool or ingredient.
“What does ‘zest lemon’ mean?” she asks her phone’s virtual assistant in one episode.
“Excuse me, sir, what do chives look like?” she asks a grocery store employee in another episode. “What do I do with it?”
Paris Hilton cooks dinner with Nicky Hilton Rothschild, left, and Kathy Hilton, middle,